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WT: Thank you for taking time out AK Girl.
AKG: That’s ok, Hyper Rob and Wondervixen are
covering my shift!
(Audience laughs)
WT: Basically, you’re new on the scene…
AKG: Hang on, “new on the scene”? Are
you from the fifties or something? Are you about to introduce the
top acts from the hit parade?
WT: The recruitment company always said I was too
formal…
(Audience laugh)
WT: Anyway, we’ve got a variety of questions
for you.
AKG: Good, good, let’s get started.
Ritza, Northern New Jersey: What’s your favourite
power?
AKG: Ooh, that’s a good opener. While my power
does essentially stem from Psychic Mode, nothing quite beats the look
on a guy’s face when you lift his getaway car off the ground
and slam it against the wall. So that would be strength mode.
Jem, Coventry, UK : What are you views on the new
hunting laws?
AKG: I've read up on this, and I've gotta say you
could just about understand when it was about wearing clothes to keep
warm and survival. But a whole pack of horses and dogs on one fox?
We should be allowed to even it up and have a battle tank or giant
mech robot.
Abi, Hertsfordshire, UK: How do you keep from smelling
like wet crisps when it rains on you?
AKG:OK, Abi. You know I've got speed mode, right?
I can pretty much clean my clothes without ever having to do laundary.
Except when Sal makes me do it.
Apparently we got funny looks from the neighbours last time I did
that...
Dan, Cidade de deus, Brazil: What three movies would
you take with you on a desert island?
AKG: Cast Away, for obvious reasons! Seriously, The
Blues Brothers because it cheers me up every time I put it on, plus
it still holds the world record in smashed up cars in a car chase!
Rocky 3 because the montage helps me keep the exercise routine up
and Love Actually...Well, because it's nice and life affirming and
all that.
Some Guy, East of Eden: What's with the caramel?
AKG: I'm sorry are you Seinfeld or something? What's
the deal with that?
(Audience laughs)
AKG: Seriously, let's just say it was karmic misfortune
okay, and had nothing to do with me knocking a giraffe through a window.
(Audience laugh a little more awkwardly now)
Becca, Norwich, UK: How do you hold your own in
a man's world?
AKG: I'd argue Elizabeth the first, Marie Curie and
the Suffragetes did alright.
(She sees Will raise an eyebrow)
AKG: Hey, I read!
Will: What? I didn't say anything?
AKG: La de da, Shakespeare!
Will: Let's move on...
Dan, Romania: Can you tear me off a piece of Mega
Fox's armour and autograph it for me?
AKG: You can have his head if you like!
(Audience cheers)
Will: It's at this point I must point out that Reynard
City.co.uk and its affiliates do not support decapitation.
AKG: Seriously, the guy's got a knuckle baguette
coming his way.
Peter, Glasgow, UK: Describe AK Girl's ideal man.
AKG: Well, his name's Peter and he's from Glasgow.
(Audience cheers)
Will: You are so harsh.
AKG: Well he'd have to have a thick skin...literally
because if he glances at another woman I'd... Unless it's Johnny Depp.
I'd let him off.
Will: We've got time for one more question...
Ismael, Puerto Rico (9 years old): Who is your role
model?
AKG: It's got to be the one and only Wonder Woman!
Will: Fighting for her rights in her satin tights?
AKG: I should so slap you down for that!
Will(nervously): I don't fight girls.
AKG: Good, because I'd kick your ass.
Will: And on that note, we end it there. Next month,
it's the turn of Wondervixen, so ask her a question at the forum or
email me will2000uk@yahoo.com
AKG: Unless you're the guy with the special blue
pills or the Nigerian bank account, as I will find you and track you
down!
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