An audience with Squirmy (via inter dimensional satellite)

Will: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a rare treat this week. We are actually going to dive into the inter dimensional
       vortex known as the warp. Now the facility we are using is unmanned, so hopefully the warp travel will produce
       no ill effects.
                       

(The camera shows us a rush of colours. Aeroplanes, jugs made of cigars, men that are half carrot and pigeons
 with elephant ears fly past. Eventually we see Squirmy)

Will: Ladies and gentlemen, Lieutenant Squirmy!

Squirmy: Um...Now is not really a good time to talk.

Will: Sure it is!

Squirmy: I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm stuck in a warp zone with no idea where I am.

Will: Oh right, we'd better make this quick then.

Squirmy: Yes, you'd better.

Will: Well, let's get some quick questions in.

Jenny Maverick, LA: Have you ever considered branching out on your own?

Squirmy: Right now I'm focusing on staying in one piece.

Robert, Austin: What are your powers?

Squirmy: I can melt my body into any shape I want and can fire immobilising biofreeze from my body.

Will: Ooh lovely.

Squirmy: Why do you think they called me Squirmy?

Tim, Slough, UK: Where can I sign up to be a minion?

Squirmy: I'm not a minion! Why do people keep saying that? I'm Mega Fox's lieutenant, damn it!

Will: Touchy!

Squirmy: Well right now I'm not in a good mood. I just saw a strawberry explode and turn into a goblin, so
              I'm a little on edge!

Will: OK, guess that means just a couple more then...

Squirmy: Make them quick.

(Enter Warp King in a puff of green smoke)

Warp King, The Warp: I've got a question. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't turn you into a pigkettle and stuff you into a
                                    giant tortilla?

Will: Weirdest question ever.

Squirmy: Um...Because I will serve you without question oh Lord and master?

Warp King: Good enough for me!

(The screen blanks out)

Will: Please stop looking at me like that!

Mega Fox: I apologise, force of habit. Your favourite beer is and you also like to...

Will: Are you scanning me for weaknesses?

Mega Fox: Possibly...

Clark, Kent, UK: Who would win in a fight, you or Megatron?

Mega Fox: Dear me boy, you can ask me any question at all and that's the best you can come up with?
                Whilst the fight would be fascinating, I really wouldn't waste my energy.

Will: That sounds like fighting talk to me!

Mega Fox: Unless you are Megatron's manager I strongly suggest you stay silent.

(Will stays silent.)

Mega Fox: In answer to Kyle from Colorado no I do not desire any form of female robot for company, nor do I need upgrading.
                Furthermore, Wallace of Wensleydale and Simon from Birmingham, Alabama I do not appreciate those comments
               and if you do wish to challenge me "online" I'd be more than happy. Better yet though, I will destroy you and your
               families.

 
(Will is edging towards the exit, as is most of the audience)

Mega Fox: Will, you may speak.

Will: Um...that was...great. Next week we hope to have Squirmy via interdimensional satellite. Wherever he is.