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Will: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to introduce...Wondervixen!
*Audience applause*
WV: Can we make this quick? I'm pretty busy.
Will: Um...okay. Why's that.
WV: It's l..Um...Basically, I don't trust AK Girl on her own!
(Audience laughs)
Will: Yeah, we had her own last week. She said you were covering
her shift.
WV: Really? Boy, does she owe me overtime!
(Audience laughs)
Will: Are you ready for the questions then?
WV: Yeah...be gentle!
Ian Austin, Aylesbury, UK-Sally, is it true you prefer Mexican food
to Spanish?
WV: Um, that's a tough one. I love paella and I do enjoy a good Spanish
omlette...
But then I love chilli, and when fajitas are done right. Mmm...
However, I'm on a diet right now, so I'm trying to avoid both. Superheroes
don't get fat.
Directing Dude, Total Film Forum- What are your favourite films?
WV: I don't have a lot of time for TV, what with leading a double
life and all. But I've probably seen Grease, Love Actually, Amelie,
Goodbye Lenin, Charlies Angels 2 and Dancer In The Dark about thirty
times.
Will: Interesting assortment there.
WV: Yes. Well it makes a change from when Vibes is watching Jerry
Bruckheimer films.
Will: I'd just like to state for the record that the audience and
I have signed a standard non-disclosure superhero identity contract
(The Spiderman 2 clause).
WV: Well, there could be lots of people called Vibes and Sally living
together.
Will: I'd really quit while you're behind.
WV: What are you implying?
Will: Nothing...more questions!
Bob Fetch, Riverside Press: Do you eat bugs?
WV: Ew, that's gross! I think you've got me mixed up with that meerkat
off The Lion King!
Maria San Jose de la Montania: I hear that two mexicans are better
than one? What are you ever gonna do!? *wink wink*
WV: Seriously, who screens these questions? The Bee Gees walked out
for less than this!
Will: So you're happy with your love life?
WV: Yes...very, very happy. I've got a good man who...Well, he could
do his share of the washing up a bit more. And I'm a bit tired of
stir fry. And the last time we went to the cinema he...
Will: So you're not completely happy, are you?
WV: Do you have a girlfriend?
(Audience laughs)
Will: I deserved that.
Dan from RO: Could you steal Warp King's hat, sign it and send it
to me?
Wondervixen: AK Girl warned me about you! Believe me, most people
that try to steal things off Warp King...Well put it this way, he
once turned a hippo into a coconut and then turned that coconut into
a cannon that fired out hippo sized coconuts...
That hippo sized coconut crushed a man who tried to get a sip of
his drink...or so I heard.
Dan from RO: So is that a "yes" then?
Wondervixen : Please say you're being ironic? I'd rather drown in
a vat of marmalade.
(Audience boos.)
Wondervixen: Oh come on! Like you lot have ever taken on an interdimensional
being!
Will: Come on, I think he's in tears now. And he's still waiting for
AK Girl to deliver that bit of Mega Fox armour.
Wondervixen: See, this is what happens when you make rash promises!
(Audience boos)
Wondervixen: Oh alright. See me after the show and I'll cut a lock
off my hair, okay? And I'll do a few tricks with my pole...
(Audience laughs)
Wondervixen: This is insane. OK, one more question and I really have
to do.
Jerry, New York-Do you have a TV show that speaks to you as both a
female, and as a fox, and if so how does it, why does it, and what
specific undertones does it have towards your social grouping?
Wondervixen : Well, the easy answer would be something on the Fox
network...OK, so AK Girl is funnier. But then you'd be funny too if
you knew exactly what makes a person laugh (mumbles angrily and incoherently)
Will: I still think they need an answer.
Wondervixen: Well, like I say I don't watch much TV. Apart from Desperate
Housewives. And I dip into Eastenders ocassionally. Oh yeah, The Apprentice
is pretty good, and I enjoy a bit of Wife Swap. But yeah, usually
I'm too busy saving the city for TV.
Will: Well, thank you for joining us. Next month it's Sal's sweetheart,
Guillermo aka Hyper Rob. Get the questions in at the forum (http://reynardcity.proboards103.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1155805274)
Wondervixen: Will, you and I need to have a word...
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